Hey friends! While I'm learning the how-to part of this blogging thing, I thought I'd repost one of my old favorites for a practice run!
Sometimes......Yeeaaahh...Sometimes you've just gotta do it!
Instead of being too serious, somebody's thought will get my mind to rolling in a totally off the wall direction!
Today it was this quote stolen from my friend Mike! Are you ready? C'mon now this is serious! Here we go!
"Sometimes your Knight in Shining Armor....Is really just a Retard in Tinfoil!"
Baaa Haaa Ha! I almost fell off my chair laughing! Had to share that one with Penny!
Funny, she didn't laugh quite so hard as I did...Hmmm? Just Kidding!
Could this be what goes through some of our ladies heads on Father's Day?
Sorry ladies!
All too often, our horsey runs off and we find that our beautiful shining armor of bullet-proof stainless steel, actually turns out to be...well, Tinfoil! (or for some of us rednecks...Camo!)
Please...just be grateful it's not PINK!
We're working on it! The problem is, most of us are not Master Metalsmiths and when Ole Nellie bucks us off, we get dents in our armor, wrinkles in our tinfoil, and rips in our camo!
Please...just keep remembering, It's not Pink...or Mauve!!!!
Since most of us aren't master metalsmiths we're either out in the garage trying to beat it back into some semblance of shape, or we're down in the second hand store or army surplus trying to find a replacement!
The problem is that second hand steel shorts don't always fit as well as the nice custom made stuff!
Ever get a steel wedgie? Or even a tinfoil one for that matter?
Please keep remembering, we're working on it...and it's not PINK!
The neat thing is, that if our princesses are patient with us, and will build us up instead of putting us down, mankind has a remarkable faculty for getting better with age!
For some unknown reason, maturity just takes longer with us males!
(But I'm sure you already know that!)
So finally at some distant point you will be able to look out your window and see your Knight in Shining Armor come riding up to your Castle, gallant and fully polished!
We've finally found a Master Metalsmith who could mold us into the kind of man you've been dreaming of all these years! (And believing that we could be)
Please remember, we're working on it, it doesn't come easy, it's not PINK, and the cool thing about Shining Armor...It's great for hiding bald heads, wrinkles, bi-focals, sagging pecs, 6-paks full of jelly, skinny legs, fallen arches, ingrown toenails, Depends, iron wedgies, all of the stuffing required to fill out that shining armor and...the training wheels on Ole Nellie!!!
At least it's not PINK...or Camo...or even Tinfoil anymore!!!
We love our Princesses, just the way you are!
Sorry for the digression! I just had to do that! I thought it was funny!
At least the tinfoil and the iron wedgies part!
Have an awesome day my friends!
Sometimes......Yeeaaahh...Sometimes you've just gotta do it!
Instead of being too serious, somebody's thought will get my mind to rolling in a totally off the wall direction!
Today it was this quote stolen from my friend Mike! Are you ready? C'mon now this is serious! Here we go!
"Sometimes your Knight in Shining Armor....Is really just a Retard in Tinfoil!"
Baaa Haaa Ha! I almost fell off my chair laughing! Had to share that one with Penny!
Funny, she didn't laugh quite so hard as I did...Hmmm? Just Kidding!
Could this be what goes through some of our ladies heads on Father's Day?
Sorry ladies!
All too often, our horsey runs off and we find that our beautiful shining armor of bullet-proof stainless steel, actually turns out to be...well, Tinfoil! (or for some of us rednecks...Camo!)
Please...just be grateful it's not PINK!
We're working on it! The problem is, most of us are not Master Metalsmiths and when Ole Nellie bucks us off, we get dents in our armor, wrinkles in our tinfoil, and rips in our camo!
Please...just keep remembering, It's not Pink...or Mauve!!!!
Since most of us aren't master metalsmiths we're either out in the garage trying to beat it back into some semblance of shape, or we're down in the second hand store or army surplus trying to find a replacement!
The problem is that second hand steel shorts don't always fit as well as the nice custom made stuff!
Ever get a steel wedgie? Or even a tinfoil one for that matter?
Please keep remembering, we're working on it...and it's not PINK!
The neat thing is, that if our princesses are patient with us, and will build us up instead of putting us down, mankind has a remarkable faculty for getting better with age!
For some unknown reason, maturity just takes longer with us males!
(But I'm sure you already know that!)
So finally at some distant point you will be able to look out your window and see your Knight in Shining Armor come riding up to your Castle, gallant and fully polished!
We've finally found a Master Metalsmith who could mold us into the kind of man you've been dreaming of all these years! (And believing that we could be)
Please remember, we're working on it, it doesn't come easy, it's not PINK, and the cool thing about Shining Armor...It's great for hiding bald heads, wrinkles, bi-focals, sagging pecs, 6-paks full of jelly, skinny legs, fallen arches, ingrown toenails, Depends, iron wedgies, all of the stuffing required to fill out that shining armor and...the training wheels on Ole Nellie!!!
At least it's not PINK...or Camo...or even Tinfoil anymore!!!
We love our Princesses, just the way you are!
Sorry for the digression! I just had to do that! I thought it was funny!
At least the tinfoil and the iron wedgies part!
Have an awesome day my friends!
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